brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
tomahok: my mother does not care about fashion
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
jolivet: simon-the-jewish-vampire: snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THIS IS THE BEST
inseptica: shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all That would be me...
nymphadoralovegoodtonks: lolbi-wankenobi: llcooljofficial: why do people draw the sun with sunglasses how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun he has to protect his eyes from ur face
playdated: “close the door on your way out” “it’s your room, you close it”
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
kawaiipeculier: *tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*
Sometimes I feel really attractive.........but...
dippingswordsinmetaphors: you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
When someone calls me attractive
hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I...
Me: My laptop randomly loaded a DVD without asking.
Connor (my friend): paranormal laptivity
Me: *Laughs like crazy*
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
likeslothstoflames: hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
gwenstefuckme: When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
I'm so hot
cremebaunilha: I always turn the TV on
circletines: when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast